{"id":896,"date":"2013-08-29T02:39:07","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T02:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=896"},"modified":"2017-06-04T23:01:13","modified_gmt":"2017-06-04T23:01:13","slug":"rant-979-exploiting-page-clicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Rant #23 &#8211; Exploiting Page Clicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get it, the more page views you have on your website the higher up your site goes on google rankings but I&#8217;m not playing your game.\u00a0 No way am I clicking onto 20 different pages just to see your whole stupid top 20 article with 1 sentence per page (I&#8217;m looking at you <a href=\"http:\/\/bleacherreport.com\">BleacherReport<\/a>).<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 435px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?source=imglanding&amp;ct=img&amp;q=http:\/\/mlblogsrrrt.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/02\/galvis-bleacher-report.jpg&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=ohweUtyMHdWzsQSXmYGIAw&amp;ved=0CAwQ8wc&amp;usg=AFQjCNHumvpaeLtB16nbKsPAcooddt2M-A\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"372\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">8 pages about why the Phillies should Re-sign Jimmy? FUCK YOU!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And look at <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.ign.com\/top-100-animated-tv-series\/\">this asshole<\/a>.\u00a0 Is there anyone on the planet that would be fine with clicking onto 100 different pages to see the whole list?\u00a0 Look at this rant.\u00a0 One god damn page.\u00a0\u00a0Don&#8217;t be a part of the problem, if an article has more than 2-3 pages don&#8217;t support the webmasters bullshit and click on every single one, it just perpetuates the problem.<\/p>\n<a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrinkofsanityshow.com%2F%3Fp%3D896&count=horizontal&related=&text=Rant #23 - Exploiting Page Clicks' class='twitter-share-button' data-text='Rant #23 - Exploiting Page Clicks' data-url='https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=896' data-counturl='https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=896' data-count='horizontal' data-via='brinkofsanity3'><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get it, the more page views you have on your website the 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