Every day I wake up to at least 5 posts saying “I can’t sleep” or “I didn’t sleep last night.”\u00a0 Here are the top 9 reasons why you shouldn’t do this because if you aren’t convinced after 9, a 10th reason isn’t going to make a difference:<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0 Nobody gives a damn. Every day I wake up to at least 5 posts saying “I can’t sleep” or “I didn’t sleep last night.”\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[1142],"tags":[409,1456,1448,1451,1450,31,1034,1452,1449,1457,408,991,523,1421,1454,542,1453,1455],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1001-rants","tag-apnea","tag-awake","tag-cant","tag-decisions","tag-demons","tag-facebook","tag-how","tag-post","tag-problems","tag-reasons","tag-sleep","tag-time","tag-tips","tag-to","tag-tossing","tag-turning","tag-waste","tag-wide"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\n2.\u00a0 You look like an egotistical asshole to think that people care how you slept.
\n3.\u00a0 Nobody gives a shit.
\n4.\u00a0 You’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t on the God Damn computer.
\n5.\u00a0 Nobody gives a fuck.
\n6.\u00a0 It takes time to scroll through these inane posts to get to something with actual substance.
\n7.\u00a0 Nobody gives a rats ass.
\n8.\u00a0 I don’t sleep well 3-4 nights a week, haunted by my own personal demons, poor life decisions, stress at work and home, staying up too late trying to postpone the inevitability of going to work the next morning, trying to cram in 10 minutes of enjoyment into my sad life, among other things and you never hear about how I can’t sleep.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because it’s not fun, cool, interesting, or in any way worth taking the time to type just so my friends can either go ‘boring, next’ or type ‘awww, hope you sleep better tonight lol’.
\n9.\u00a0 Nobody gives a crap.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"