{"id":586,"date":"2011-05-20T04:25:44","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T04:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=586"},"modified":"2017-06-04T23:07:50","modified_gmt":"2017-06-04T23:07:50","slug":"top-5-things-were-doing-in-preparation-of-the-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"Top 5: Things We&#8217;re Doing In Preparation of the Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"The Rapture\" src=\"http:\/\/obrag.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/the-rapture.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In <a title=\"The Brink of Sanity Episode 136\" href=\"http:\/\/traffic.libsyn.com\/thebrinkofsanity\/Episode_136.mp3 \">Episode 136<\/a> we talk about the top 5 things we&#8217;re doing in preparation of  the rapture.  Here are the results:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Jay&#8217;s List<\/span><\/p>\n<p>1.   Going to set my work email&#8217;s auto-reply to &#8220;Raptured.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2.  Making a list of things that the saved people can donate to me, you know, since they won&#8217;t need them anymore.  Items include:<br \/>\nComic collections<br \/>\nVideo games (preferably retro or standup arcade)<br \/>\nPodcasting Equipment<br \/>\n<!--more-->Cash<br \/>\nProperty (Paid off property, not rentals)<br \/>\nA drum set<br \/>\nPorno collections (digital only, anything else would be gross) unless the internet somehow works, then happily just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dosexvideo.com\/\" alt=\"\" title=\"\">Watch free XXX in good quality at dosexvideo.com<\/a>.<br \/>\nLiquor of all kinds, especially whiskey<br \/>\nA comfy couch.  Mine sucks.<\/p>\n<p>3.  Watching Terminator 2: Judgement Day at exactly 6PM.  (the time of the rapture)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Terminator 2\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51D5Z81TJXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4.  Listening to my Rapture Playlist:<br \/>\nThe End &#8211; The Doors<br \/>\nEnd of the World &#8211; Herman&#8217;s Hermits<br \/>\nHoly War &#8211; Matthew Sweet<br \/>\nEnd of the Line &#8211; The Offspring<br \/>\nAll God&#8217;s People &#8211; Queen<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the End of the World As We Know It &#8211; R.E.M.<br \/>\nSurrender &#8211; U2<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t Let It End &#8211; Styx<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Over &#8211; Electric Light Orchestra<br \/>\nRapture &#8211; Blondie<\/p>\n<p>5.  Posting funny posts in my <a title=\"May 22nd - Same as any other day\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/May-22-2011-Same-As-Any-Other-Day\/218639024821304?sk=wall\">May 22nd Facebook Group<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Marc&#8217;s List<\/span><\/p>\n<p>1. Buying a new outfit or figuring out what to wear for the rapture. You need to find the perfect outfit for the big\/last day.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"tuxedo t-shirt\" src=\"http:\/\/t1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAdP9QBMUd8BmARMlaSY9dWp-CT9jQOzSmlYKzPzpwLR2kJoUX\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Tuxedo T-shirt: The perfect middle ground between formal and ready for Heaven<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>2. Finally seeing &#8220;Dances with Wolves&#8221;. Everyone keeps telling me it is the best movie ever and it would be a shame for the world to end before I see it. And, what if I get to Heaven and they don&#8217;t have Netflix streaming, then how am I going to see it.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 193px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Dances with Wolves\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnjejS1qoFf7ylB5OL5pd8BTJ8I0_sWoiP_cR-cFPY2ihsnrdy\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"261\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">You do not want to be the only person in Heaven who has not seen the best of Kevin Costner<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>3. I am actually going to be at a bachelor party this weekend so I will need someone to text me when the rapture happens (since I will be surrounded only by sinners). The tricky thing is finding someone who is a good enough person to text you but not good enough to actually get raptured to Heaven.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 183px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"bachelor party\" src=\"http:\/\/t1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRys47AyeyFIYxhexCrjW9NCp-sOVISZwRFpVhlD7C-80oAPY25ag\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"276\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">No one is going to Heaven here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4. Watching the Mets play the Yankees in the subway series this weekend. If the Mets don&#8217;t win 2 of 3 it really will be end of the world.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 215px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\" Mr. Met \" src=\"http:\/\/t2.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRL9oBg2uuBvabAUAxDQUQGmN10Fa7KVScQaSYVaVR-u4YVk4RYaQ\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"234\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">We don&#8217;t want to make Mr. Met sad!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>5. Coming up with a list of snarky questions to ask super religious people on May 22nd.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you supposed to be somewhere else right now?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;When I miss the bus I usually just wait for the next one. Do you think you&#8217;ll catch the next Rapture&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;So you spent your whole life as an extremely devout Christian going to Church every Sunday, how is that working out for you?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The rapture could happen any moment. 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