{"id":516,"date":"2011-04-16T22:00:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T22:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=516"},"modified":"2011-04-16T22:00:27","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T22:00:27","slug":"top-five-companies-that-should-be-banned-from-making-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Top Five &#8211; Companies That Should Be Banned From Making Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We gave our Top Five Companies That Should Be Banned From Making Commercials in <a title=\"Episode 133 of the Brink of Sanity Podcast\" href=\"http:\/\/traffic.libsyn.com\/thebrinkofsanity\/Episode_133.mp3\">Episode 133<\/a>.\u00a0 Here are our results.<\/p>\n<p>Jay&#8217;s Picks<\/p>\n<p>1. Geico<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 329px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Ugh, enough already!\" src=\"http:\/\/pzrservices.typepad.com\/advertisingisgoodforyou\/images\/2007\/05\/15\/geico_caveman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"329\" height=\"329\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Their next commercial should be a cavement beating a dead horse.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more-->2. McDonalds<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 338px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Gross\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oRi3niL3fWg\/TIb6dOg9rfI\/AAAAAAAACUE\/kIuvGmsLny0\/s1600\/bad+mcdonalds.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"338\" height=\"338\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Has there ever been a good McDonalds commercial?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>3. Capital One<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 509px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"Capital One\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sturtle.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ScreenHunter_17-Jun.-14-15.05.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"286\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Only Capital One Can Make Vikings Lame<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4. Budweiser<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 271px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Bud\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5xdC6ql--IWApqTkmPR_MDEC51qXMOGYNMDLt5vszQpFsjhNDCg&amp;t=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"271\" height=\"202\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">They need ads like this to distract you from how shitty their beer is.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>5. KFC<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 387px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"KFC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tradebit.com\/usr\/digital-elibrary\/pub\/9002\/6771502_kfc_colonel_circle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"387\" height=\"360\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#39;s not so much that their commercials are bad, they are just very forgettable<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Marc&#8217;s Picks<\/span><\/p>\n<p>1. GoDaddy<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"GoDaddy\" src=\"http:\/\/phillips.blogs.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/1218gocom_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#39;ve never seen anything like this on their website.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>2. Subway<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 397px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"Jared\" src=\"http:\/\/pendletonpanther.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/subway_jared.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"397\" height=\"500\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">We get it, Jared went from fat and ugly to chubby and ugly.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>3. Dominos<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Dominos\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emailresponsibly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/noid.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"292\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stop with the horrible commercials and bring back the Noid!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4. Axe Body Spray<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 522px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"Axe Body Spray\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonfashionsociety.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/brad_ads_axe_by_chez_8570-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"437\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">LIES!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>5. Budweiser<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Budweiser\" src=\"http:\/\/mcgspubandgrill.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/budweiser-clydesdales-300x232.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">The horses are especially horrible commercials<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bri&#8217;s Picks<\/span><\/p>\n<p>1. Progressive<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 403px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Progressive\" src=\"http:\/\/blstb.msn.com\/i\/C4\/1D84A61D9C4B437157A0DF1C922A.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"450\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why are you on my TV every five minutes?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>2. ESPN<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"ESPN\" src=\"http:\/\/sportsbusinessdigest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/espn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#39;t think Bri every explained himself on this one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>3. Cialis<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"Cialis\" src=\"http:\/\/orderviagra.us\/images\/cialis304.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why not just list the side effects I WON&#39;T get.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4. Geico<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 431px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" \" title=\"Geico\" src=\"http:\/\/carinsuranceguidebook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/geico-logo-with-gecko.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"267\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">How can one company come up with so many bad commercials?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>5. 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