{"id":468,"date":"2011-04-14T01:02:30","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=468"},"modified":"2017-06-01T15:03:10","modified_gmt":"2017-06-01T15:03:10","slug":"rant-1000-lip-piercings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"Rant #3: Lip Piercings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m not 17 and trying to date right now.\u00a0 Every girl has a lip piercing now.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t understand, it looks terrible on everyone.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 322px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Exactly\" src=\"http:\/\/www.motifake.com\/image\/demotivational-poster\/0806\/lip-piercings-demotivational-poster-1214499245.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"428\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Exactly<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more-->It&#8217;s an epidemic.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re allowed to be on MTV anymore if you don&#8217;t have one.\u00a0 All four teen moms had one, coincidence?<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 445px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Lose the lip ring and the kid and give me a call\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lifeandstylemag.com\/2011\/03\/10\/Chelsea1112.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"358\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lose the lip ring and the kid and give me a call<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you have one or you think it looks good please explain yourself.\u00a0 In fact I challenge you to show me one that doesn&#8217;t make the person look worse.\u00a0 Oh, and way to show your individuality by all getting the same thing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/traffic.libsyn.com\/thebrinkofsanity\/Episode_132.mp3\">Download Episode 132<\/a><\/p>\n<a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrinkofsanityshow.com%2F%3Fp%3D468&count=horizontal&related=&text=Rant #3: Lip Piercings' class='twitter-share-button' data-text='Rant #3: Lip Piercings' data-url='https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=468' data-counturl='https:\/\/brinkofsanityshow.com\/?p=468' data-count='horizontal' data-via='brinkofsanity3'><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m not 17 and trying to date right now.\u00a0 Every girl has a lip piercing now.\u00a0 I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[1142],"tags":[1208,1184,1209,1182,263,1185,1183,1210,1187,1186],"class_list":["post-468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1001-rants","tag-care","tag-chelsea","tag-cost","tag-lip","tag-mom","tag-mtv","tag-piercing","tag-scar","tag-teen","tag-terrible"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A rant from the Brink of Sanity Podcast. 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