Me

[Bri]

Ok, Ill be the first one to Introduce myself

Hi, I'm Bri. 29 year old, single white male.  I'm an asshole. Chances are, I won't like you, don't think your funny, and don't want to hear your opinions.  You can try, but don't feel bad when you are rejected.

Aside from that, I am a pretty good guy. I'm smarter than people give me credit for.  I am nice to people I like, also loyal. I have a good sense of humor and am always making people laugh..the podcast not withstanding.

I like movies and music that don't suck, I watch tv. I'm not one of those tv snobs at all.

I have an unhealthy obsession with beards and the Burger King guy. I have a healthy hatred of you, Will Ferrell, Dane Cook, bandwagon Red Sox/Yankee fans, basketball, rap music, and children.

I'm lazy and unspontaneous. You have to literally bend my arm backwards to get me to do anything, and then I will bitch about it forever.  I hold grudges longer than you have been alive.

My turn ons are : Nice eyes, nice smile, white russians (girls and drinks), someone who can make me laugh unexpectadly.

My turn offs are: fake people, fake tans, over the ass tattoos, superficial people, people who don't call back, people who don't listen to my podcast, and people who deliberately spell words wrong.

So there you have it.  It's like you've known me forever.

[bigredmoose]

Shit - I'm always spelling stuff wrong on purpose. Examples:

"Let's go to the libary and get some books"
"I don't know, let me Goggle it"
"Give me a call on Wensday"

I like self-depracating humour (fuck off, I'm Canadian) and I think it's funny to spell things that make me look like an idiot.