Rant #18: Algebra

Algebra is an elaborate scam.

Let’s break it down.  You have to study your ass off in high school to solve all these elaborate algebra equations.  Why?  Because algebra is on the SAT’s.  Why is it on the SAT’s?  No one knows.  It’s just there to be there.  I don’t know shit about history and geography because I was forced to learn garbage like this:

a = who gives a shit?

So now I’m study for the GMAT.  Guess what’s on there?  Yup, fucking algebra.

The only reason to learn algebra is because every 5-10 years you might have to take a test that has algebra in it.